So, uh, I can safely say that if not for AO3's download option, the MoonReader app and hour long transits to and from work, I'd never have read this much fanfic in a month >_> Not to mention a surprising number of them were written in the past few weeks too, so there's definitely some *new* shiny stuff here :D
Also, thank you USB extension cord for making it possible to read fic in bed so I can roll around, laughing and flailing at the same time XD
All I have left is older Derek/Stiles fic between 2k - 10k and hd_holidays fic now XD
Your Words Are Robbery by akadougal ~ Explicit | 12,125 words
When Stiles is dragged back to Beacon Hills, he has to face everything he left behind.
It's a Wonderful Surprise by Altrutix ~ Teen+ | 4,115 words
Isaac Hale wants his favorite teacher to be his dad. And then he goes around and tells everyone. Which includes Stiles. Who may or may not be in love with Isaac's father.
or The One Where Isaac Proposes to Stiles on Derek's Behalf
Practice Makes Perfect by blacktofade ~ Explicit | 21,057 words
In his sophomore year, Stiles gets dragged to lacrosse tryouts by Scott and ends up practising alongside the senior captain, Derek Hale. Stiles just wants to live long enough to become a junior.
♥ The Jelly to His Doughnut by blacktofade ~ Explicit | 27,569 words
When Derek moves into his new house, he doesn't expect it to be haunted by a teenage ghost called Stiles.
The Future's Open Wide by cheesewithmy ~ Teen+ | 4,147 words
AU. Stiles snaps his fingers, rocking forward on the chair and grinning, “Oh, oh man, Derek’s the Magneto of werewolf rights! You’ve been invited the join the Brotherhood of Evil Werewolves.”
Do You Wanna Date My Avatar? by ChristyCorr ~ Teen+ | 8,904 words
In hindsight, maybe introducing the local werewolf contingent to the wonderful world of online gaming hadn't exactly been Stiles' best idea.
Home by coffeeinallcaps ~ Mature | 18,500 words
Derek has bought a beautiful house. Stiles can't stay away. (In which everyone hangs out at Derek's place all the time, Stiles tries but fails not to fall for a certain socially inept alpha, Peter is everyone's sassy uncle, and my crush on all these characters - but especially Erica - is way too apparent.
Triple Shot Pumpkin Spice Latte by coffeeinallcaps ~ Explicit | 20,468 words
In which guidance counselor Stiles has to deal with all the students crushing on the elusive and infuriating Professor Hale. This was meant to be a light-hearted winter fic, but some emotional angst slipped in here and there.
The Love In War by coltnposey ~ Gen | 1,635 words
“They’ll write stories about you,” that’s what your pack said. With smiling faces and glowing eyes they teased you about being ‘the boy who runs with wolves’, ‘little red riding Stiles’, and any other childhood story they could tie you to. But what they didn’t realize is they were right.
Sleeping with my Eyes Wide by couldbeaspaceraider, mrsvc ~ Unrated | 1,437 words
There are things that Derek knows. He is twenty-four years old. His sister still owes him ten dollars. He is a werewolf. He’s dated Kate Argent for eight years. Derek knows this, and he knows that his life is good.
Lock All The Doors Behind You by entanglednow ~ Mature | 25,959 words
He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
By Any Other Name by entanglednow ~ Explicit // 33,090 words
He doesn't know his name, he doesn't know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he's on the run with. But he's pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.
Touchpaper by entanglednow ~ Explicit | 8,310 words
Danny is bruised. Their werewolf drama has officially bruised Danny. This is the worst day ever.
You Can’t Eat Santa by Fiannly ~ Gen | 2,289 words
For a second, Stiles wondered if they’d somehow pissed off Santa himself and he was taking revenge on Derek via murderous Christmas decorations.
Come Fly With Me (Or Don't) by haynnes ~ Explicit | 15,324 words
Stiles is overworked and stressed out when his flight home gets delayed due to copious amounts of snow. He finds entertainment with one Derek Hale, whom he hasn't seen since high school but really doesn't mind getting reacquainted with. Especially when it turns out Derek is surprisingly hilarious and will reluctantly play snap with him. And can walk on his hands.
last night's dress (tiptoe out of this mess) by hito ~ Mature | 16,730 words
TFLN: My dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for Sunday brunch next week. You in?
must be a devil between us by hoars ~ Unrated | 2,081 words
What? Why would-- Derek, why would your daemon encourage mine to touch you? Stiles fakes calm well, but his heart gives him away. "Because Luminera is a deviant." He shrugs. He accepted Luminera's reckless behavior years ago.
But If You'll Really Hold Me Tight by hologramophone ~ Gen | 2,595 words
prompt: Do a christmas one like one where stiles asks for a puppy and then gets derek. :)
Noticed by InTheArmsofaTheif ~ Teen+ | 31,106 words
Stiles left on a Tuesday. Nobody Noticed.
Devoted by Jerakeen ~ Explicit | 4,671 words
Stiles expected the incubus to be something ethereal, otherworldly, inhumanly beautiful. This guy looks like a lawyer.
A Craze You'd Endorse by k8andrewz ~ Explicit | 4,686 words
He's a 16-year-old guy. He has a *right* to jerk off.
♥ Forbidden Forest (eat you up) by kishmet ~ mature | 8,440 words
Okay, so technically werebunny Stiles isn't supposed to wander around in the woods at night. But creative interpretation happens to be one of Stiles' special talents.
when the walls come down (you'll know i'm here to stay) by korynnvictoria ~ Explicit | 9,116 words
It’s not the ideal life, not the life he dreamt about aloud to his parents – he’s no Dodgers pitcher, he’s no lawyer, he’s no doctor – but it pays the bills and it keeps Laura from directing her judging, angry gaze at him too much. It’s what he deserves.
an awful curse by leah k ~ Teen+ | 6,253 words
Isaac is asleep in a chair. The angle of his neck makes Derek wince in sympathy. "Isaac," Derek says. Isaac snaps awake immediately. "You're-" "Where's Stiles?" "Stiles?" Isaac asks. Jesus. It's not like they know more than one.
i thought it make believe by leah k (blinkiesays) ~ Teen+ | 2,631 words
Stiles scrolls up on his text message history and sure enough finds "I'm OK, don't worry, I'm going back to the hotel room" with a timestamp of 1:30AM and "I think I'm in love I think he's a werewolf" at 3:00AM.
Stiles stares at his phone for a while in horror. Scott: HEY LYDIA WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU CHANGED YR FACEBOOK STATUS TO MARRIED
Well, so would Stiles.
I'd Hate To Have To Leave by madetobeworthy ~ Teen+ | 6,965 words
The one where Stiles and Derek cuddle at night sometimes and have fights, then have to battle harpies before they can make up again.
The Pull of the Tide by miss_aphelion ~ Teen+ // 27,954 words
Stiles appears alone at the doors of the emergency room the morning after the full moon, covered in blood with a deep slash torn across his left side. He's suffering from hypovolemic shock and barely conscious and he won't tell anyone what happened—not his hospital appointed psychiatrist, not his father. Not even his pack. The list of suspects is disconcertedly short. There were only seven others in the woods with Stiles that night. And none of them remember the night in quite the same way
Magical Mistletoe Mishap by Mistiel ~ Mature | 1,858 words
Okay, so in hindsight it was probably, completely, totally his fault. Not that he would ever readily admit to it, because Stiles likes to think he doesn't have a death wish (though he probably does). And also claws. He'd like to keep his face, thanks.
Cupboard Love by mklutz ~ Gen | 32,683 words
He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain. If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.
Space Politics by moirariordan ~ Teen+ | 20,382 words
Evil robots, basically. Sometimes Stiles regrets signing that nondisclosure agreement.
One Big Happy Pack Family by omelet ~ Unrated | 16,710 words
Stiles should've known that it was only a matter of time before he went to the next level and adopted an honest to god wolf. It's like the slippery slope of dog ownership. Well, at least he's got a co-parent for his pups.
Say Something by onrooftops ~ Mature | 49,724 words
That first time Stiles decided it was probably wise to let sleeping werewolves lie.
Happiness Is Not A Horse, You Cannot Harness It by otter ~ Mature | 7,308 words
Derek's expecting the new guy. He's expecting another mostly-useless college kid who doesn't know one end of a horse from the other, and Derek doesn't have the time to babysit. What he's not expecting is Stiles Stilinski, who carries on conversations with the livestock and gets maybe a little too chummy with Isaac and is really kind of stupidly perfect in every way. And it's just distracting, that's all.
♥ The Importance of Turning Around Three Times Before Lying Down by otter ~ Mature | 31,653 words
It’s like this dog has walked out of all of Stiles’ childhood dreams and into the real world just because Stiles wanted it hard enough. He is the most awesome dog ever, and Stiles and his new dog totally have a bond. A deep, unbreakable bond because this dog is his spirit animal, obviously. Now he just has to convince the dog of that.
When You Stop Believing in Santa You Get Underwear by owlpostagain ~ Teen+ | 7,817 words
There are some salvageable things though. A virtually untouched heavy slate sign that says, engraved in an ornate script that confirms at least one person in the Hale family had a sense of humor (Stiles has a horrible suspicion it might have been Peter), When You Stop Believing in Santa You Get Underwear.
will to follow through by owlpostagain ~ Teen+ | 42,411 words
“It depends entirely on how you look at it, I guess,” Stiles shrugs. “On the one hand, instant healing and the apparently inherited ability to pull off leather at all times. On the other, serious attitude problems and a suspicious disappearance of eyebrows.”
“Even Derek’s?” Danny snorts, “that’s a lot of eyebrow to lose.”
“I know,” Stiles agrees. “You should see, it’s so weird. Every time I want to ask him where they go, except he’d totally eat my face off.”
“There are worse ways to die.”
Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble by pandacowhipster ~ Teen+ | 13,362 words
When potions prodigy Stiles blows up one cauldron too many during one of his ‘experiments’, he gets assigned to making Wolfsbane Potion for the new groundskeeper. Which wouldn’t be so bad if the guy wasn’t you know, terrifying.
Don We Now Our Gay Fake Boyfriends by relenafanel ~ Teen+ | 14,575 words
“What happened to your sweet Camaro?” Stiles asked.
“His sister borrowed it,” Erica said cheerfully. “Drove to Lake Tahoe for the holidays and left him here without transportation and fending for himself.”
"This was... perfect, actually. Stiles needed a fake date and Derek needed a drive. “I’ll tell you what, I’ll drive you to and from the party and in return I get to tell Mrs. Gordon you’re my date.”
"Fine.” Derek nodded.
Yes! Stiles had a fake date to the Holiday Party!
Welcome to Hale by relenafanel, rlnerdgirl ~ Teen+ | 20,884 words
“This is Laura Hale calling. I have you booked at Lake Hale from September 16th - 18th, party of 6. I can assure you that our groundskeeper is up to the task. Previous visitors have reviewed his performance as being “suitably creepy” and “watch him, I think he really is a murderer.” Scripts have been sent to the email addresses you provided. We recommend that you keep the details of your murder private, to ensure the impact the events have on the rest of your party. If you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact me. I assure you, your friend won’t know what hit him. Metaphorically, of course. Welcome to Hale.”
Call Me Maybe by Rena ~ Teen+ | 4,807 words
Call Centre AU, in which Allison is the only thing that gets Stiles through the day, because, for some reason, he always gets the grumpiest guy ever on the line, calling to donate outrageous amounts of money to whatever charity they're supporting this time. Meanwhile, Derek enjoys nothing more than watching the livestream during call-in hour just to see how much he can rile up Stiles before he explodes.
with metal on our tongues (we'll be dressed in rags) by Rena ~ Explicit | 18,848 words
Double-oh agents are a piece of work; Stiles knew that before he became MI6's new quartermaster. It's cool, he survived Lydia in college, he can deal with stubborn, reckless, trigger-happy operatives. Derek Hale, though, is definitely trying to live up to his predecessor's legacy and make Stiles' life more difficult.
with the darkness fed by Rena ~ Unrated | 2,835 words
It takes him several tries to dial the right number; his hands are slippery with blood (warm and sticky and bright red) and his entire body is shaking with the aftermath of puking his guts out, his breath is burning in his lungs and the phone keeps eluding his grasp.
♥ Go For The Gold (And A Few Other Things) by SpiritsFlame ~ Teen+ | 14,757 words
Stiles came to the Olympics with one goal- get a gold medal. By Opening Ceremonies, he has two goals. Win a gold medal, and sleep with Derek Hale. Unfortunately for him, those two goals are equally difficult.
please remember to fasten your seatbelts by Supersidekick ~ Unrated | 2,275 words
Derek loathes airplanes – he has a twelve-hour flight from California to London and now he’s sitting with this guy.
He Gets Me High by talktowater ~ Explicit | 11,562 words
Stiles and Derek act like a couple. But they're not. Seriously! Derek has a boyfriend and Stiles has a girlfriend. They're just friends, overly-attached and possessive friends, but that's it. Right?
As Though the Air Protects You by the_ragnarok ~ Gen | 8,902 words
In which Deaton is still a mysterious magical vet, Kate Argent is still a criminal socipath, and Stiles is still a crime-solving magical kitten.
Your Face is Like a Melody (It Won't Leave My Head) by toyfeels ~ Teen+ | 8,386 words
Prompt: "Since age three, Stiles has been dreaming of Derek. When he was younger, he would always babble about Derek and draw pictures of them together, etc. but everyone just assumed that Derek was his imaginary friend. Stiles himself didn't realize that Derek was a real person until he heard about the Hale fire but by that time, Derek and Laura had moved to New York. "
Extra Innings by tuesdaymidnight ~ Explicit | 37,641 words
Stiles Stilinski is a minor league baseball catcher who just got promoted. Derek Hale is a star major league pitcher with a knee injury who just got sent down to the minors. Stiles is drawn to Derek, but the further invested he gets, the more questions arise. Why does team owner Chris Argent have it out for Derek? Why is Derek so emotionally constipated? And what the hell is Coach Finstock going on about? Minor league baseball has more intrigue than Stiles ever imagined.
How to Date Your Best Friend's Brother by veterization ~ Explicit | 27,372 words
Scott's brother Derek gets surprisingly hot when he comes back from college. Stiles, and his hormones, deal with this new development less than gracefully.