Do you have an inner!you that's in your head and does these exaggerated actions when you're feeling certain emotions?
Like, visiting fandom_wank makes inner!me facepalm and headdesk. And on certain occasions inner!me ends up waving a frying pan (me + pan = Lucius + cane)
Inner!me usually mimics two anime characters: Chibi!Yukino from Kare Kano and Honey from Ouran. The icon I'm using currently is of Honey and that's inner!me whenever I see too much shiny XD