azurelunatic would document each of LJ's big wanky moments. Her summaries are BRILLIANT. Two of them from 2006 are here and here.A week ago she also posted an awesome guide called Getting Started with LJ for the Complete Novice.
Combine that with Signs you might not be from LJ + Friending and we have everything needed to introduce friends to the site. I seriously wish LJ would link to the posts when sending new lj users a welcome notice XD
