This totally leads to crack, Not!fic, fandom fusions (and seriously, Teen Wolf in the Harry Potter world is so good, its kinda ridiculous) and fic that really helps me develop a new appreciation for the characters in canon. SO MUCH LOVE.
Can I just say there needs to be more Not!fic, like NOW? So so good *whimpers*
I've developed new kinks thanks to all the ficcage - including a pretty tame one for the word 'wrecked' *keyboard smash*. There are others that have me covering my face with embarassment 'cause OMG D: I did not think fandom could rewire me quite this way, ack. I should have known better, really.
Anyway, I've caught up with TW fanfic (well Derek/Stiles at least) and here are 30 fics between 2k and 10k words and 3 AWESOME fics that are over 15k:
There Ain't No Heaven by blacktofade ~ Explicit | 4806 words
Derek and Stiles are forced to spend the night in a car and Stiles pops an awkward boner.
whatever you want (but you're gonna have to ask me) by clavicular, vociferocity ~ Mature | 1271 words
Stiles takes another step backwards, and now he's backed up against the wall, and Derek is still moving towards him. There's purple dust on his jacket, and Stiles is absolutely freaking out right now. "Wait," he says. "Derek, wait. Is that the wolfsbane the hunters were using?" Derek growls.
Not Enough Postage by ecarian ~ Explicit | 5247 words
Derek doesn't know how to ask for things in bed.
I'll Just Entertain Myself by entanglednow ~ Explicit | 2942 words
Stiles is really bad at sitting still once he's got an idea in his head.
♥ ♥ ♥ [Not!Fic] Random Craigslist Missed Connections Derek/Stiles Not!Fic of Doom by fire_juggler ~ Teen+ | 17378 words
An AU in which Stiles is lonely and addicted to the Missed Connections page on Craigslist, Derek is a hermit with a persistant sister, Scott gives unexpectedly good relationship advice, and it all ends happily-ever-after.
Three Moons by frantic ~ Explicit | 4164 words
During the summer, Stiles doesn't know what to do with himself.
Sandpapered Corners And No Points by hayesgeneration ~ Mature | 2578 words
It’s dark and he almost slips when he follows the siren's voice until the water is up to his neck because she wants him, she wants him and he’s lonely, and her calling is like a relief and this might just be worth drowning for. He punches Boyd in the face when he pulls him out of the water, sputtering and coughing and yelling because he wants to go back, because nobody else wants him, don’t they fucking understand that?
thank god your heart is too close by hoars ~ Unrated | 3469 words
There's a boy, ("Fuck you, dude. I'm seventeen. Not fifteen." Stiles laughs in his memory) waiting for him back home.
Kiss Me When I'm Down by korynnvictoria ~ Teen+ | 4654 words
prompt: there are loads of fic about Derek and his massive man-pain mountain and Stile helping him over it, but what about if Derek is fine, like everyone is still alive and fire never happen (maybe Kate was still the crazy hell spawn but no one died) and he finds Stiles after his mum and dad death (which he blames himself for) and he helps him with his mountain of angst?
I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men by lielabell ~ Teen+ | 2056 words
Seriously, sometimes Stiles thinks that the man is a plant by the owner, who is a hippie, through and through, but just business savvy enough to pay someone hot to sit on the premises and brood up a storm like a modern day James Dean, clicking away at his computer in his leather jacket with that pensive look on his face.
Werewolves of London (2012) by likeafox ~ Gen | 2994 words
The one where the teen wolfs are Olympic Gymnasts. Oops.
tell her that i miss our little talks by magneticwave ~ Teen+ | 5789 words
In which this case is probably going to drive Derek Hale insane, Stiles Stilinski already is insane, if he's to be judged by his crackpot conspiracy theories, and the only people who are going to benefit from this entire disaster are the readers of The North American Quibbler.
Love Potion Number Stiles by Menacherie ~ Unrated | 2008 words
Genim is eleven and his eyes are covered by a big hat that talks and all he wants is to be just like his mom, follow her footsteps. Instead the hat calls out Hufflepuff, but it makes Genim happy because he still has a huge family now, a family that isn’t his by blood, but through loyalty.buffy stream sg1 stream
A Single Magic Bullet by miscellea ~ Gen | 4673 words
It’s Stiles last week before graduation and it seems like everything is going wrong. Between Scott finding True Love, werewolf kidnapping rings, sadistic professors, and his final projects, it’s not like Stiles doesn’t have plenty on his plate… but he’s a Stilinski and Stilinskis deal with it. Fortunately there’s a new lycanthrope on campus who seems amenable to pulling his bacon out of the fire.
(Now if only Stiles could figure out why he keeps waking up with his window open, that would be just peachy.)
♥ Flying Changes by otter ~ Explicit | 10807 words
Derek's a dressage rider with a reputation for frowning and making people cry. Stiles is an acrobatic stunt rider whose resume includes medieval-themed dinner shows and the actual circus. Derek's an Olympian, he doesn't need this shit.
Perfume by pleasebekidding ~ Explicit | 6689 words
Stiles smells ridiculously good. Fuck Derek Hale's entire fucking life.
Seaside Framed in Glass by pointblankdarcy ~ Teen+ | 2425 words
I'm going to name you Derek, Stiles announces, still looking cross-eyed at the puppy in his hands. It's looking back with a confused and sad expression, probably asking Stiles in some baby dog language why it's being named after a brooding werewolf. "It's because you're always sulking, even though I got you a nice basket and biscuits and everything," he says sternly. The puppy whines and hangs its head.
Derek is pretty cute.
When We Kiss, Fire by relenafanel ~ Mature | 3539 words
“If I log one more complaint from you, your account will be suspended and put under official review and I will be fired.”
Well, a little drastic.
“And with my qualifications the only job I’ll be able to get is doing phone sex. Is that what you want, Derek?” Stiles questioned idly.
If silence could be angry, this would be angry silence.
“Would you still call?” Stiles finished, grinning, because now he was so far over the line and it felt so good. ”Still request for me by name?”
It's a Jeep Thing by riventhorn ~ Teen+ | 2629 words
Stiles's Jeep's pov on werewolves, hyperactive teen boys, and Derek Hale.
Vespertine by rufflefeather ~ Explicit | 4486 words
Stiles knows he's pack, he just doesn't always feel like he belongs.
To the Shire Born by Saucery ~ Teen+ | 3134 words
Stiles is the keeper of the Ring. Derek is the keeper of Stiles.
No Refills by scottmcniceass ~ Teen+ | 6765 words
Stiles spends almost every night at Winston Diner. They have the best coffee he's ever tasted, and free wifi. Of course, the only waiter ever on staff after eleven, Derek, was a piece of work. But maybe, underneath that chilly personality, Derek was the kind of person who Stiles didn't mind spending every night with, after all.
I'm Hunting on the Night (We're Playing for the Fights) by SonOfALich ~ Teen+ | 6137 words
Stiles is the unfortunate wolf that gets into some trouble during his moon cycle. Derek is the hapless hunter that finds him. Or, the one where Stiles steps in a bear trap and has to be rescued
Dancing With The Moon by starsandgraces ~ Explicit | 10882 words
Dancing With The Stars AU. Stiles Stilinski, former child star, has been strong-armed into participating in a reality show by his agent in an attempt to raise his profile and actually get him some work as an adult. With champion dancer Laura Hale on his arm, Stiles might even stand a chance of going all the way. Their only obstacle (aside from Stiles' complete inability to cha cha cha) is Lydia Martin and her professional partner—Laura's brother, Derek.
Human After All by starsandgraces ~ Explicit | 6452 words
When Stiles digs the cyborg out of the junkyard, his main hope is that it'll do his chores for him. He definitely doesn't expect it to have attitude, demand to be called Derek, or have a serious ulterior motive.
♥ Some rules are made with all intentions to break by theaeblackthorn ~ Explicit | 23377 words
When Tutshill Tornados star chaser Derek Hale leaves the team and returns to Hogwarts to become the new flying instructor, sixth year Slytherin Stiles Stilinski can't decide what he wants more: to know why his favourite Quidditch player has quit the game, or said Quidditch player naked in his bed. Now, all he needs is a plan.
Words Whispered By Firelight by tigerlady ~ Explicit | 6698 words
"We had our own stories, though. Werewolf stories."
Stiles takes an aimless couple steps forward, the curiosity in him a thing of kinetic energy.
Stiles wants to try something; Derek isn't so sure it's a good idea.
How far do I have to go to get to you by toomuchplor ~ Explicit | 5189 words
Stiles never knows if it's worse when Derek Hale steps out of the shadows or when he slinks back into them; either way, Stiles never expected to have this many feelings about his stupid old yellow owl shirt.
Won't You Lay Your Hands On Me by twentysomething ~ Explicit | 3683 words
He misses his regular appointment to get shorn because he's too busy trying to keep Scott out of trouble and he starts to look a little bit like a hedgehog. By the time he misses the rescheduled appointment though, his hair's grown out enough that he really can't be bothered.
I Don't Know How to Word It (I Just Started to Deserve It) by wait_for_it ~ Teen+ | 5745 words
“Figures YOU would find what is likely the only wolf in California, practically adopt it as your own, and talk it into domestication.”
♥ ♥ ♥ Not Like Bond & Moneypenny by WhoNatural ~ Mature | 29856 words
(AKA, the Ugly Betty AU where Stiles is totally Betty) Stiles thinks he’s finally getting a break when a job at the sleek, sophisticated, Alpha Magazine opens up - but soon realises he’s not going to be writing anything and instead is playing tutor-slash-babysitter to their new Editor-in-Chief. Derek’s spoiled, grumpy, in way over his head...and so painfully attractive it makes Stiles want to lick his face. So there’s very little choice in the matter.
The Domestication of Canis Lupus by zoemathemata ~ Gen | 3000 words
The age old story of a boy and his