The fantastic lizardspots posted a link over to HP Filks
And omg, someof this stuff really had me sniggering:
A fans vs. purists filk about Draco, to the tune of Gershwin's Let's Call The Whole Thing Off by Pippin
Let's Hold The Fanfic Off
There's Draco in canon
And Draco in fanon
The difference between them's as wide as a canyon
Abandoning canon, there should be a ban on
Let's hold the fanfic off
You say he's nasty
You say he's wack-o
We love our Draco and we say he's macho
He's macho, muchacho, that's our fanon Draco
Why don't you bugger off?
Jo says in dress robes
He looks like a churchman
He wears Armani, so sexy it hurts man
He may be hotter than Harry J Potter but
Jo's gonna Kiss him off.
He's just a fascist
Like Goebbels and Goering
His politics could be just a red herring
In the grand scheme we know
He'll be redeemed so
Call those Dementors off.
Whenever there's danger
He shows the white feather
Who cares about that, he looks good in leather
He's got it together
Let's take his trousers off!
Found on the Draco Malfoy & the Slytherins' page XD